Me: Hel, Pink Princess wants to give me a makeover >.<
Hel: Oh, noes. She’s gonna rape you with lipstick! Wait, thats not blood!!
Me and Hel talking on Ventrilo:
Me: This quiz asks “What does x equal in: 2x2 - 5x + 3 = 15 ?” I could probably figure that out if I tried…
Hel: three x’s equals women, women, women!
*dies laughing*
Okay, I am BACK, thank GOD. Now, I have a LOT of stuff to cover.
First, I will talk about the fact that WE HAVE A HOUSE!!! I get the basement , where I will be doing laundry for the rest of my life 
It has *ahem* FOUR FINISHED FLOORS. Very cozy, and a townhouse
Next, I am in marching band, and I got 1st flute in regular band, and, umm… I’m co-founder of the gaming club… And, yea. Boy, do I have marching band stories for you. And regular ones, too o.O
#1:
Okay, there are two people in band, both play the trumpet. Umm… Okay, Trumpet 1 and Trumpet 2 for now Now, Trumpet 1 places his trumpet right next to Trumpet 2’s ear and blasts one very short, very loud note. Trumpet 2 jumps a foot in the air and falls sideways off of his chair. I was in tears laughing xD
#2:
Our band teacher tells us that marching band is canceled, I quietly say “Yes!!” Trumpet 1 from before says “{enter band director name here}, she’s cheering because the cancelation!” and makes like he’s gonna blow one of his famous notes into my ear, I almost fall off my chair when Trumpet 2 does the same thing.
Now, yesterday (well, last night) I went to Homecoming. It was AWSOME. My outfit was very pirate, and I danced my heart out. Granted, most of the songs were rap, but those are the best to dance to 
More to come when my brain starts to work.
I have a small archive of funny stuff that happened at school, hope you like
Wednsday, September 6th in English Class
Teacher: *to a student talking to his friend* Have you copied down the statement and your response?
Student: Yep
Teacher: Can I see it?
Student: You may not *small smile on his face*
Teacher: *stands in front of blackboard*
Student: Now I cant see
Teacher: What? The statement you already copied?
Student: Err, I need to rewrite it 
we all laughed at this, even the teacher
Today (Thursday), September 7th in Spanish
*Police sirens sound outside as the teacher is trying to explain what a spanish sentence means*
Teacher: *waits a few minutes* SHUT UP!! *yells this out the window*
Now, the teacher looks like the actor who played Hellboy (can’t remember his name), so when he yells, his mouth gets really big xD I almost died laughing, I still laugh like heck when I think about it
On Ventrilo, Domovoi was talking about neverending things (sayings, songs, etc.) one of them was with him and his cousin. Goes something like this. (he was nine years old at the time)
Domovoi: *looks at cousin* Dude, you’re crazy.
Cousin: Crazy? Crazy? I went crazy once, they locked me in a room. It was dark. And full of bugs. Bugs? I hate bugs, they make me go crazy. Crazy? I went crazy once, they locked me in a room. It was dark. And full of bugs. Bugs? I hate bugs, they make me go crazy.
After about the third time, Domovoi joined in and they did that for 2 hours straight. They were in the car driving someplace, and when they arrived, they got out of the car, and Domovoi’s dad hit him up side the head and said “Now, you can either be crazy, or stupid, pick one.”
Domovoi: Crazy? Crazy? I went crazy once, they locked me in a room. It was dark *WHAPP* OW, what was that for?!?
We went to my school today to get my schedule, which I will bore you with later:P For now, I will get to the point of the title. While waiting, my brother had found a pen and was playing with it. A convo took place that goes along the lines of this:
MonkeyBoy: *while pretending to write on his forehead* Look, Mom, I’m drawing a thought in my head!
Mom: Good, start erasing.
Funny, no? I almost died laughing
After a few more hours of waiting, we went up to the main office to actually work on the schedule, and MonkeyBoy had sat down. He said something like this.
MonkeyBoy: Can we leave yet? I’ve been sitting all day and my legs are tired.
Even the Freshman counselor laughed at this one.
Now, as for my schedule, I have Algebra 1 PSP (Honors), Computer Application, African American History (it was either that or Civics, no thank you >.>), Spanish 1, Biology 1 PSP, PE, English 1 PSP, and Band 3.
I’m happy with it. Especially the 3 honors classes I’m special like that
Well, thats about it. You may get to hear of my first day tomorrow
Me: My keyboard is being stupid!!
Daszoeb:Haha, BabyRayne’s gay cuz her keyboard is.
Domovoi: *laughs* Not GAY…
Me: Yeah, not GAY, per se, but close!
Daszoeb: Wait, what?? Your bi?
Me: Yep *big smile*
Daszoeb: AWSOME!!
Domovoi: *busts a gut laughing*
Yes, actually. I AM Bisexual…Been kinda quiet about it for a LONG time, but hey, if people dont like me for who I am, tough. I’d rather be hated for who I am, then loved for who I am not. (Thanks, Hel for letting me steal that quote!! ;))
Ok, I didnt post this before, I spaced it, but this is a small convorsation between band director (Mr. Cale), myself, and a tenor sax player at our first rehersal.
Mr. Cale: (joking to tenor sax player) Be quiet, nobody likes you!
Me:Yeah, the feelings mutual
Mr. Cale: Hey! (points director stick thingy at me) I dont know you!
ROFL. I guess you have to be me to think that was funny
This one happened tonight with two bass clarinets. We’ll call them Clarinet 1 and Clarinet 2.
Clarinet 1: Mr. Cale!
Mr. Cale: (fake annoyance) What?!
Clarinet 1: She needs to pee! (points to Clarinet 2)
Clarinet 2: I do not! I need a reed!
Again: ROFL. And nowÂ? ‘I need to pee’ is code for ‘I need a reed’ *facepalm*
Domovoi: Whats this about two girls at a dance?
Me: Oh, yea. Someone caught two girls kissing in the bathrooms at school at the valentines dance.
Daszoeb: Lesbians? WHERE?!?
Me: MY school
Daszoeb: I LOVE lesbians, though!!
Me: you and the rest of the world…
Domovoi: Dude, the worst mistake you can make is hitting on a lesbian!
Me: Exactly! They wont date you, you could NEVER get them in bed.Heck, they’d probably CASTRATE you!!
Domovoi: *laughs his head off*
Daszoeb: *dreams are crushed* **
**I added this on there it was funny to type.
Hel was saying this in comments because her microphone wasn’t working.
Hel: My stupid microphone isn’t working!!
Me: Well, maybe your talking about Chuck Norris the other night broke it *laugh*
Hel: OMG, CHUCK NORRIS DID THIS!! I’M KEEPING THIS MIC FOREVER!!
Me: *blink* O-kay then…