Very simple and direct.
Why, WHY, do razor cuts hurt and bleed so much?? And they always appear in the most uncomfortable places. Right behind your knee, your ankle, above your heel, inside your thighs, and for those who are a little daring, a little higher. I’ve even gotten them on my armpits! That HURTS. Keep in mind, this is coming from a very active teenage girl who takes pain very well. I have gotten a scrape from an uneven alley/sidewalk thing the size of the freaking moon, gotten right up and walked into the house without so much as a wince (I got this scrape playing TACKLE football with the boy next door. This fall was from about 2 1/2 feet. It was bleeding more than a little bit). I have more scars on my arms and knees than most adults have. As I said, I take pain very well. And this is me saying I HATE RAZOR CUTS. LEAVE MY SOFTY FLESHY SKIN ALONE!!!!
And there goes Hel telling me its me cutting my own flesh with the razor… It’s the razors fault, I swear!!
I shall commit mass murder against all razors. I will. I swear.
Thank you for your time
…I just noticed I typed “softy fleshy skin”…
Wow. Okay, thats staying. Too funny xD