I have a small archive of funny stuff that happened at school, hope you like 
Wednsday, September 6th in English Class
Teacher: *to a student talking to his friend* Have you copied down the statement and your response?
Student: Yep
Teacher: Can I see it?
Student: You may not *small smile on his face*
Teacher: *stands in front of blackboard*
Student: Now I cant see
Teacher: What? The statement you already copied?
Student: Err, I need to rewrite it 
we all laughed at this, even the teacher 
Today (Thursday), September 7th in Spanish
*Police sirens sound outside as the teacher is trying to explain what a spanish sentence means*
Teacher: *waits a few minutes* SHUT UP!! *yells this out the window*
Now, the teacher looks like the actor who played Hellboy (can’t remember his name), so when he yells, his mouth gets really big xD I almost died laughing, I still laugh like heck when I think about it