I have a small archive of funny stuff that happened at school, hope you like 
Wednsday, September 6th in English Class
Teacher: *to a student talking to his friend* Have you copied down the statement and your response?
Student: Yep
Teacher: Can I see it?
Student: You may not *small smile on his face*
Teacher: *stands in front of blackboard*
Student: Now I cant see
Teacher: What? The statement you already copied?
Student: Err, I need to rewrite it 
we all laughed at this, even the teacher 
Today (Thursday), September 7th in Spanish
*Police sirens sound outside as the teacher is trying to explain what a spanish sentence means*
Teacher: *waits a few minutes* SHUT UP!! *yells this out the window*
Now, the teacher looks like the actor who played Hellboy (can’t remember his name), so when he yells, his mouth gets really big xD I almost died laughing, I still laugh like heck when I think about it
if my life ended
here and now
would I be missed?
would people break their vow?
If I were to leave today
would people wish me well?
If I were to dissapear completely
would I leave this eternal hell?
When everything seems good
and nothings aloof
when people seem to care about you
you only forget the truth
there may be one out there
who feels your shame
but when everythings to fall apart
theres only you to blame
if I were to say goodbye
to see you one last time
what would you do?
just say “everythings fine”?
if I were to see to it I were gone
and everything was changed
would you be thinking what had happened?
would people think I was deranged?
When everything seems good
and nothings aloof
when people seem to care about you
you only forget the truth
there may be one out there
who feels your shame
but when everythings to fall apart
theres only you to blame
When I think I’m okay
when things seem right
why is it I fall apart again?
am I truly losing this fight?
I think this is the way we live
throught experiences every day
but how do we go on
when theres nothing left to say?
When everything seems good
and nothings aloof
when people seem to care about you
you only forget the truth
there may be one out there
who feels your shame
but when everythings to fall apart
theres only you to blame
What was so different
I wanted to be with you
I cant even see
who my thoughts belonged to
How can things change?
when everything was right?
but you left my heart in pieces
how could you?
how could you?
Back when we were happy
do you remember?
when everything was okay
our only true December
How can things change?
when everything was right?
but you left my heart in pieces
how could you?
how could you?
now I see what you really are
nothing but a memory
someone I want to forget
who I dont want to know, cant you see?
how can things change?
when everything was right?
but you left my heart in pieces
how could you?
how could you?!?