Ok, I didnt post this before, I spaced it, but this is a small convorsation between band director (Mr. Cale), myself, and a tenor sax player at our first rehersal.
Mr. Cale: (joking to tenor sax player) Be quiet, nobody likes you!
Me:Yeah, the feelings mutual
Mr. Cale: Hey! (points director stick thingy at me) I dont know you!
ROFL. I guess you have to be me to think that was funny 
This one happened tonight with two bass clarinets. We’ll call them Clarinet 1 and Clarinet 2.
Clarinet 1: Mr. Cale!
Mr. Cale: (fake annoyance) What?!
Clarinet 1: She needs to pee! (points to Clarinet 2)
Clarinet 2: I do not! I need a reed!
Again: ROFL. And nowÂ? ‘I need to pee’ is code for ‘I need a reed’ *facepalm*