Domovoi: Whats this about two girls at a dance?
Me: Oh, yea. Someone caught two girls kissing in the bathrooms at school at the valentines dance.
Daszoeb: Lesbians? WHERE?!?
Me: MY school
Daszoeb: I LOVE lesbians, though!!
Me: you and the rest of the world…
Domovoi: Dude, the worst mistake you can make is hitting on a lesbian!
Me: Exactly! They wont date you, you could NEVER get them in bed.Heck, they’d probably CASTRATE you!!
Domovoi: *laughs his head off*
Daszoeb: *dreams are crushed* **
**I added this on there 
it was funny to type.
If you think that this is funny remind me to tell you about your Uncle Bob’s adventures with lezbians in college sometime…