Hel was saying this in comments because her microphone wasn’t working.
Hel: My stupid microphone isn’t working!!
Me: Well, maybe your talking about Chuck Norris the other night broke it *laugh*
Hel: OMG, CHUCK NORRIS DID THIS!! I’M KEEPING THIS MIC FOREVER!!
Me: *blink* O-kay then…
True Story from one of Dad’s unending youthful adventures: I collided with Chuck Norris once. I was bumbling around Union Station in Washington DC with a J and N once. We had been riding around on the subway for the better part of the day and I had to “visit the boys room” as it were. I was particularly motivated to find it if you catch my drift and so I was pushing headlong through the throngs of people swirling about and near to outright running when I slammed into this short blond haired guy at full speed.
As I righted myself to appologize I realized that I had just creamed none other than Chuck Norris as I left the bathroom. Thankfully we both laughed it off and Chuck did not attempt to round house kick me in the face.
So Hel, you are now two degrees of seperation from Chuck Norris.