Domovoi: Whats this about two girls at a dance?

Me: Oh, yea. Someone caught two girls kissing in the bathrooms at school at the valentines dance.

Daszoeb: Lesbians? WHERE?!?

Me: MY school

Daszoeb: I LOVE lesbians, though!!

Me: you and the rest of the world…

Domovoi: Dude, the worst mistake you can make is hitting on a lesbian!

Me: Exactly! They wont date you, you could NEVER get them in bed.Heck, they’d probably CASTRATE you!!

Domovoi: *laughs his head off*

Daszoeb: *dreams are crushed* **

**I added this on there it was funny to type.

Hel was saying this in comments because her microphone wasn’t working.
Hel: My stupid microphone isn’t working!!

Me: Well, maybe your talking about Chuck Norris the other night broke it *laugh*

Hel: OMG, CHUCK NORRIS DID THIS!! I’M KEEPING THIS MIC FOREVER!!

Me: *blink* O-kay then…

Ok, this category is just for funny stuff I hear, funny quotes, and conversations with my friends on a voice chat program called Ventrilo.

These friends are:
Domovoi
Itami
Daszoeb
Haelinn
Bam
Hel
For ones that may be confusing, Haelinn is a guy, Hel is a girl, and Domovoi is a guy

And trust me, these convos are very funny (unless you say that laughing so hard you almost pee yourself not funny…). So I hope you like them!