Domovoi: Whats this about two girls at a dance?
Me: Oh, yea. Someone caught two girls kissing in the bathrooms at school at the valentines dance.
Daszoeb: Lesbians? WHERE?!?
Me: MY school
Daszoeb: I LOVE lesbians, though!!
Me: you and the rest of the world…
Domovoi: Dude, the worst mistake you can make is hitting on a lesbian!
Me: Exactly! They wont date you, you could NEVER get them in bed.Heck, they’d probably CASTRATE you!!
Domovoi: *laughs his head off*
Daszoeb: *dreams are crushed* **
**I added this on there 
it was funny to type.
Hel was saying this in comments because her microphone wasn’t working.
Hel: My stupid microphone isn’t working!!
Me: Well, maybe your talking about Chuck Norris the other night broke it *laugh*
Hel: OMG, CHUCK NORRIS DID THIS!! I’M KEEPING THIS MIC FOREVER!!
Me: *blink* O-kay then…
Ok, this category is just for funny stuff I hear, funny quotes, and conversations with my friends on a voice chat program called Ventrilo.
These friends are:
Domovoi
Itami
Daszoeb
Haelinn
Bam
Hel
For ones that may be confusing, Haelinn is a guy, Hel is a girl, and Domovoi is a guy 
And trust me, these convos are very funny (unless you say that laughing so hard you almost pee yourself not funny…). So I hope you like them!
Like I said before, I have my laptop, right? Well, just as we all expected, its broke AGAIN!!! The “U” key keeps going haywire. a line of u’s will appear, or that annoying beeping will occur, or when I’m playing Guild Wars, the map will come up (Point: The hotkey is u). So, yea. We’re pretty ticked. Good thing it decided to take a break for me to type this…
It is 5:25 in the morning right now, and I cannot get to sleep. Have you ever had those pains that seem to come from the middle of your chest? I had those. I have no clue what it is, but it hurts like…Well, you get the point. The worst part is, they faded but came back again about five or six times. I went to my mom and she told me to make some chamomile tea and relax, because thats all we know what to do for it. If anyone has any idea what this might be, if you could post a response about it, I would really appreciate it. Thanks!
The laptop finally came!! Thank god! But the thing is, they reset the thing to the Toshiba default thing, so nothing is on there that used to be. Luckily, my mom copied everything on there to her computer through network, so I’m very happy. Right now, mom is uninstalling some stuff on there that apparently blow, so I still have to wait for it… *sigh* C’est la vie…or is it ve? or vi? I dunno, oh whatever, havn’t gone over that in french class yet XD
that wouldn’t break your heart?
that wouldn’t sever, destroy, or tear apart
We had so much
love and trust
yet here I am…
life is just
we used to have more
than friends alone
our love was so pure, it shone
but now, that shine has dimmed
I’m sorry about this
I’m sorry if it hurts
but I can’t control how I feel
it all gets worse
I feel we’re just friends
like those who play together
not love and passion anymore
just friendship, light as a feather
please don’t be mad at me
it’ll make me feel worse
I feel enough guilt
it’s all like a curse
please understand
this is my first time
to tell someone
they’re not quite mine
I dropped the bomb to SkullKid, but now it was more of an itty-bitty firecracker. Turns out, he felt the same way I did! What are the odds on that?? And we came to an agreement that we would still be friends…Is that cool or what?!? I’m still in shock. Wow. That was way to easy…
Tonight, I am breaking up with SkullKid… I discussedthis with my mom and dad. I feel like we’re just friends. When I’m around him, I don’t get that “I love him” vibe anymore. We kinda grew apart I guess. Tonight, he wanted to take me to a valentines dinner, but I don’t want to do it afterward, I need to talk to him beforehand. I need to talk to his mom, too. She loves me, and I’m not sure how she would react to me breaking up with him. I wrote a poem in hopes of giving it to him, because he’s my first boyfriend, I can’t do it face-to-face. But now I think about it, I kinda have to. It’ll give me more experience, and it’ll probably hurt him less. I am so nervous about it. About as nervous as I was at All-County Band tryouts. *crosses fingers* Wish me luck!
I LOVE my new theme!! Courtesy of my mom, LadyMeatball. It was up when I got home from school today, and it was like a little present for me making 6th chair out of 18 in All-County band, which I tried out for on saturday. I play the flute, and have been since sixth grade. So I am VERY happy One bad thing, though. STILL NO FREAKING LAPTOP!! If it isn’t here by….Lets say wednsday, I will be VERY mad. But right now, I will bask in the congratulations from my family and friends